The Great Walrus Heist
A thief has stolen a popular antique walrus penis bone from behind the bar at a famed cheesesteak shop in Camden, New Jersey, leaving employees howling with rage. The bone, which served as a conversation piece and good luck charm, was taken by a man who had been drinking with his friends for hours.
The Theft
The group of three men had been "drinking for hours" and wanted to see the artifact. One of them then ran off with it, according to the bartender involved. The thief was caught on surveillance footage walking away with the bone. The bartender expressed her shock and disappointment, saying "I can’t even believe he did that…let’s find the guy who stole Donkey’s you-know-what."
The Significance of the Bone
The walrus penis bone was a unique item in the restaurant, alongside other knick-knacks like a megalodon tooth. It had been a conversation piece and a good luck charm for the establishment. The bar owner is eager to have it back, saying "We just want this thing back."
The Search for the Thief
The bar owner does not want to press charges as long as the bone is returned. The bartender has posted a TikTok video showing the suspected thief and pleading with him to return the bone. The video shows the thief grinning with a beard and holding a cocktail before disappearing with the loot. The bartender said "If the person who stole it looks at this, please bring it back. It’s not the same without it."
